All I Want For Christmas

Santa

With apologies to Donald Yetter Gardner

All I want for Christmas

Is my two good legs

My two good legs

Just my two good legs

Gee, if I could only have my two good legs

Then I could say goodbye to needles

 

It seems so long since I could say

May I have the pleasure of this dance

Gosh, o gee

How happy I’d be

To walk without annoyance

 

All I want for Christmas is my two good legs

My two good legs

Just my two good legs

Gee, if I could only have my two good legs

Then I would be a happy camper

 

Back when I had two good legs

There wasn’t anything I couldn’t try

But now when I exert myself

It makes me want to cry

 

All I want for Christmas is my two good legs

My two good legs

Just my two good legs

Gee, if only could only my two good legs

My spine would have all of its myelin

Then I’d could embrace every season

Then I’d feel blessed beyond all reason

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE. I hope Santa treats you well, that you are surrounded by love, and bathed in happiness.