
With apologies to Donald Yetter Gardner
All I want for Christmas
Is my two good legs
My two good legs
Just my two good legs
Gee, if I could only have my two good legs
Then I could say goodbye to needles
It seems so long since I could say
May I have the pleasure of this dance
Gosh, o gee
How happy I’d be
To walk without annoyance
All I want for Christmas is my two good legs
My two good legs
Just my two good legs
Gee, if I could only have my two good legs
Then I would be a happy camper
Back when I had two good legs
There wasn’t anything I couldn’t try
But now when I exert myself
It makes me want to cry
All I want for Christmas is my two good legs
My two good legs
Just my two good legs
Gee, if only could only my two good legs
My spine would have all of its myelin
Then I’d could embrace every season
Then I’d feel blessed beyond all reason
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE. I hope Santa treats you well, that you are surrounded by love, and bathed in happiness.
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